May 2012
Improv Gigs.
Tonight I’m doing improv at my old high school’s post prom. So there’s that. And then I’m doing another gig somewhere else at 4:30am Saturday morning. It’s always an experience. I thank jeebus that someone pays me to do a thing I like doing.
Doing a free show in Asbury Park, June 1st if you wanna come to that too.
The Palmer Squares - Bullshit (Feat. ProbCause) ...
gypsytongue:
I really think pregnant ladies should keep taking naked “artsy” pictures of themselves and posting them on the internet because I don’t think every man ever is gay yet.
I as a dude am going to say they aren’t the worst things ever, but I like the reality established by this sarcastic remark… a world where photos of pregnant ladies are the only thing that...
“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you...”
– George Bernard Shaw (via youmightfindyourself)
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“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”
– Franklin P Jones (via polygonal)
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Anonymous asked: why doesn't nick like me anymore?
Anonymous asked: Please meat me at the meat factory and cram your poop into my mouth. cmon man.... YOLO
Anonymous asked: Would you ever date a girl you just met
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