Tonight I’m doing improv at my old high school’s post prom. So there’s that. And then I’m doing another gig somewhere else at 4:30am Saturday morning. It’s always an experience. I thank jeebus that someone pays me to do a thing I like doing. Doing a free show in Asbury Park, June 1st if you wanna come to that too.
The Palmer Squares - Bullshit (Feat. ProbCause) ...
gypsytongue: I really think pregnant ladies should keep taking naked “artsy” pictures of themselves and posting them on the internet because I don’t think every man ever is gay yet. I as a dude am going to say they aren’t the worst things ever, but I like the reality established by this sarcastic remark… a world where photos of pregnant ladies are the only thing that...
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you...– George Bernard Shaw (via youmightfindyourself)
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.– Franklin P Jones (via polygonal)
Anonymous asked: why doesn't nick like me anymore?
Anonymous asked: Please meat me at the meat factory and cram your poop into my mouth. cmon man.... YOLO
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