September 2009
Description: A sex-obsessed psychic tracks a buxom jewel thief and two procrastinating bomb squad officers seize an illegal dildo bong. Special guests: The Wu-Tang Clan.
I don’t know why more people don’t love the Upright Citizens Brigade.
nick, perhaps you'll appreciate this:
as i was showing my mother pictures from this past weekend’s birthday party, she drops her mouth and with a burst of excitement goes ‘stop! it’s edward in a tuxedo!, what a fancy gentleman! that saint boy is a spitting image of the most beautiful vampire alive.’
this is funny because:
- because we already know you and robert pattinson have similar features
- because my mom has a serious twilight obsession
- because my mom thinks vampires exist in this world.
Here is a reason why I wear a tuxedo: It’s fancy.
Alright Joseph Gordon Levitt,
I’ll follow your Tumblr, but only because I just watched (500) Days of Summer again and because tumblr doesn’t have Shaq.
Ps,
DISCO SUCKS
Hey dad, I know you check this blog every now and then;
That photo I posted of you was liked by 13 girls and Drew Kaufman. People dig your style.
