Noonish

blowmyfish:

any takers?

FUCK SALT.

(via spontaneouslove)

These are two things I can get behind.

alywoowho:

noonish:

hungover all day yesterday so I didn’t do any Tumblin’. Just went 220 pages back and caught up. Crazyyyyyy.

I didn’t make up that you and Alex showed up at One and One Saturday night, right?

Nope! We were there! Crazy crazy. Thanks for the invite.

But then I forgot and now I have 2081.

HAPPY 2081 EVERYONE!

These two people used my Anonymous Box, that means they are the best. You should do it too, by going here, or clicking “THE BOX” at the top of my page. I’ll <3 you 4eva.

“why are you so funny motherfucker”

I gained the majority of my ability to be funny through fucking various mothers over the years. I’ve also been paid to do improv comedy for 6 years now, and would like to think that all my $$$$ in class costs have paid off. I also come from a long history of not having friends, and having to be funny to gain them. It also helps that other people post funny stuff that I like, which I then can in turn share with you!

ljarvz:”Where do you find all the awesome stuff you post on tumblr?”

Well, I am currently following 174 people and I read every single post that they make. Not all of the posts are winners, but the sheer volume of it makes it so that I got enough funny in my daily life to get by. Some of my content is just my random thoughts I have to myself, and some stuff comes from other sites I browse all the time, like Reddit or other various sites with high amounts of content.

REMEMBER TO POST TO “THE BOX”.

apice3:

Then teamwork.

meatsack:

ranga-sauce:

NOW I’M GONNA LOVE YOU TILL THE HEAVENS STOP THE RAIN
I’M GONNA LOVE YOU TILL THE STARS FALL FROM THE SKY

FOR YOU AND I

DUN DUN DU DU NU NU DU DU

hman:

To a 6-year old, “the c-word” is “crap”.