I still think back fondly on McCain’s concession speech every now and then.
Find your space. Find your spot. Wear what you love. Choose the careers that may...– Michelle Obama On Women’s Choices, Time Magazine. (via) (via nancysun) (via katespencer) I thought this was the intro to Trainspotting at first.
I associate getting my hair cut with going to confession, because in both situations I have to awkwardly apologize to someone about how long its been since my last time and pretend to care.
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride I think...
ingoodtaste: True Affection, The Blow In my top...
reblog with how you came up with your tumblr URL
mayonegg: entrails: robotlove: oldfilmsflicker: leftatwonderland: fuckyoocouch: ohheytheree: itscaseynotkc: people sometimes spell my name kc well my story sucks. it used to be mallomarsandlemonade, but i found out this frightening junior was reading it and making fun of me, so i changed it hastily. haaa pathetic. i was arguing with my neighbor about my music being loud, so i said...
The best thing I've done today
khrushchev: was invent (?) the phrase “subversity Olympics” and use it in (internet) conversation. As in, “This isn’t the subversity Olympics.” This is a term I intend on using.
Ultra speed on Sims 3
sashas: Is really slow. This is my only major gripe about the game. My other complaints are how the sims transition from walking into vehicles. Unlike Sims 2, where they walk into their cars, here, they fade into their cars, and bikes, disappearing for a second. That was a major aesthetic bummer. Another annoying thing is having to micromanage all of the small objects the sims use. You have...
I feel so accomplished when I actually finish catching up on new posts on Tumblr. (then I start from the beginning again)
What up house from "F.B's Day Off"? →
FULL TIME JOB AT BEACH = NO TUMBLR TIME. SAD.
I am spending Memorial Day
khrushchev: cleaning out my childhood bedroom so that my parents can turn it into an office. I totally beat you to this, Winter break freshman year. You’re probably going to end up living in a renovated shed like me.
If this whole “full time job” thing keeps up, I’m not going to have time for the more important things in life; like Tumblr, and family. But less on the family and more on the Tumblr.
Here is a thing I like: Elizabeth Hurley
I just put away a 20inch chicken-cheese steak at 2:30am and I got work at 11am. (M)y (L)ife (R)ules.
I’m not even that big of a Lonely Island fan, but any time I hear autotune now, I literally can’t listen to the lyrics of whatever song it is without somehow fitting “on a boat” over the melody, repeated forever and forever.
What if historically significant people posted on...
“The other day I was trying to get all my friends for dinner and I ended up having to feed them both my blood and my body. One of them betrayed me now I am hung in between two thieves for apparently trying to be King of the Jews. Thanks Dad, FML.” “Tried to go to the White people highschool today. They were literally all racist and I had to have cops escort me to my classes....
Who is your favorite Supreme Court Justice of all time?
How would you describe the term, like “mental image”, but for a sound? Oh yeah, “crazy”.
My cleanliness is next to only my sex-godliness, but honestly, sometimes I get dirty.
Weird habit of mine #342
Whenever I am home and I am eating dinner, first thing I do after finishing my meal is get up and open the refrigerator. Nine times out of ten it is for no reason. Maybe some post meal whole milk, but that’s about it.
Does Ketchup go in the fridge?
Apparently it is a matter of personal preference as to whether Ketchup gets refrigerated or not. I am a non fridge kinda dude. What do you think?
Move Out Day
I think the day that I finally am able to move out of my parent’s house into my own apartment, I will celebrate by trying my hand at the trumpet, at 5 in the morning. I will wake everyone up and they will be super pissed, but this will be a moment that no one will forget. And my parents will be happy I am leaving.
It's like a digital fairy tale
One day my internet followers will come.
My dick is like Christmas candy. You know what happens to Christmas candy?– Awesome (read: not awesome) crazy dude wearing a dress and lipstick in jail that threatened to mouth rape Chris Gethard and then walked away.
theopie: Friends - Gene Ween -From his 5/9/09...
And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain...– Douglas Coupland (via thresca) Oh god. Terrifying. I was hoping I was wrong. I don’t know what the definition of making it out okay would be either. James Dean totally ditched the car. Hendrix too probably, but without the car.