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staff: Happy New Year, Tumblr!
Quick, someone like this.
The new year is an important time for everyone to let go of the past: Call...– Safety Tips For New Years Eve | The Albatross (via nevver)
mehalicka: Jan 8th - Animal Collective @ The Museum of Natural History Jan 9th - Chris Gethard show feat. P Diddy Life win All that plus my first Improv 201 class at UCB on the 7th. That’s a power play three days right there.
Where my dogs at?
bark wif me now.
Me: It's a blue moon tomorrow night.
11 year old sister: it's going to rain beer.
bounjour mi amigo What? bounjour mi amigo Oh, romance languages and stuff. I only speak Nital, which is an ancient form of backwards Latin. Hello! I don’t know if you follow me, but I follow you and I am also bored and no one is posting on my dashboard either! Hey, I don’t know if I follow you either! This stuff is anonymous! But at least we stand together, united in...
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You’re totally not even busy. It will take like 16 seconds. There is free cake at the end too.
Unloading some Messages from the box.
Thank you for being ample source of procrastination and lulz. No problem. I get fed treats every time someone likes one of my posts, so it is a shared bond. dude hurry up and drop out of art school thats a waste of ur poor family’s meager life savings no one’s ever graduated from sva and u know it I did read somewhere that not one person has graduated from SVA. Fortunately for...
thedailywhat: This Is Brutally Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Jennifer puts Ross in his place for thinking she’s looking for a little “worker’s romp” in UCB sketch team High Treason’s latest laugh riot. (NSFW, pretty lady / ugly language) [ucb.] Yo Claspy! Way to be funny and pretty and use ugly language and stuff!
wewereprepared: Ween - What Deaner Was Talkin’...
redsuspenders: i’m booooooooooooooooreeeeeeddsdfasdfds EVERYONE SUCKS WHEN THEY AREN’T AWAKE ON TUMBLR.